Red Devils Thrash Stoke City 5 - 0.

Cristiano Ronaldo's two goals took the Portuguese winger's tally to 101 at United, while Stoke manager Tony Pulis will be happy to condemn his side's dismal performance to Room 101 - that mythical place where detested things are sent.Stoke worked hard to keep United at bay until the 84th minute when a superb individual goal from substitute Danny Welbeck made it 4-0.

The United striker, making his Premier League debut, still has 11 days to go before celebrating his 18th birthday.